the faux jus

there have been many fauxs recently. what's another one? as
previously mentioned, i'm currently in LA.

familiar with the traffic situation, i wisely took a late flight in
and arrived at 1am EST. good choice. especially whilst
simultaneously running a fever.

arrived at the car rental facility and i had my choice of mid-sized
cars - i love when that happens! the rental car world was my oyster!
did i want a gas guzzler or (wait!) is that a sweet prius? let's think
about it. oh, that's right. you're built to choose efficiency. most
of the time. i jetted out of there with a black one. and for a
fleeting moment, i got to feel what it's like to be the jus...99.9 mpg
suckas!